THE STORIES
SURPRISE KEG PARTY
THE BEGINNING
So Floyd gets back from class thursday at 4pm.
Pat and Floyd discuss the plan for the night.
We are expecting people over at about 9pm
and they were instructed to bring Liquor
for our "liquor party". Floyd half jokingly suggests
buying a KEG. Pat is all over the idea. After about
20 minutes of thinking it over , Floyd and Pat have
convinced each other to split on a KEG.
Blue.
People arrive, people drink, talk, play cards,
play MARIO 3 (but don't end up beating it cuz
kevin accidently hit the RESET button.
By-Law officer comes by at 1 cuz we're outside and loud
and Tom is about 18 feet high in the tree.
Keg lasts two more days.
Day two, we drink and find out that WOLFMAN's GOT NARDS!!
Then go to PHILTHY's.
By the third day, it's flat and warm.
But that doesn't stop Floyd and Pat from drinking
her back and going to louie's.
THE BEGINNING
So "how did it all start?" is what you're asking.
"Why you 5?" is what you're wondering.
Well it's like this see:
April 12 2000: Floyd enters OAC Computer Science class late (as usual).
Floyd sees Brian Van Schyndel(BVS) and asks him about University plans.
Both Floyd and BVS plan on going to waterloo.
Floyd scared he will be dumbest kid in class.
BVS scared that waterloo won't sell cherry coke.
Sept 5 2001: Kevin, Teeter, Pat move into SJU as frosh.
Initial bonding since the three are all in Engineering.
Sept 9 2001: Teeter and Kevin bond further over the fact that they don't drink.
Sept 10 2001: Pat gets hammered at a frosh event with Jay.
Nov 15 2001: Pat, Kevin, Teeter talk about how much co-op sucks. They bond over the fact that they are all stream 4 co-op.
May 4 2002: Floyd moves into basement of SJU for summer term.
Floyd recognizes short guy with short red hair.
Floyd wonders why white guy wears african tuque.
May 17 2002: Teeter, Floyd, Kevin, Pat and the rest of the basement sign on to Kevin's rec league soccer team.
Pat's Bday: Basement goes to Bomber. Floyd buys Pat a beer.
12 other people buy Pat beers. Huska gets in a funny picture.
Everyone has a fun night.
June 13 2002: Kevin and Floyd play doubles ping pong against Tim and Peter.
Floyd and Kevin realize that they are the superior team.
This begins an SJU ping pong doubles win streak that is
unprecedented and will likely never be broken ever, ever in life.
July 12 2002: Rec Soccer team wins championship on penalty shots.
Floyd, Pat, Kevin and Aaron all score they're respective shots.
Saxton scores winner. Saxton tries to run away from celebration.
Team tackles saxton. Jay (goalie) also tackled.
March 12 2003: Kevin, Pat, Aaron, Floyd sign lease for 94 Marshall. 5 rooms, 4 people.
April 17 2003: Floyd calls BVS for advice with girls.
BVS mentions he doesn't have a place set for the next year.
Floyd offers. BVS accepts.
Kevin, Pat, Aaron agree to each buy Floyd a beer for finding 5th person.
And that's the BEGINNING.